Oddities, Absurdities, and Quirks

A few little things I've noticed after a few weeks of living in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam.

• People carrying ridiculous amounts of things on a motorbike.

 

• Lizards on the walls at night. Roosters wandering the streets. Giant snails.
  
• The guy on the bus this morning who was carrying a live chicken in a bag.
  
• The reaction of my co-workers when they find out I use the city bus system
  
• And speaking of the bus... Back in the USA, we have a thing called a bus stop. Here, they have something that might more accurately be called a bus "stop". Or maybe a bus-slows-down-enough-that-you-can-risk-life-and-limb-jumping-on-or-off.
  
• People (very rich people, presumably) here who own  Lamborghinis in a city where they're never going to get to drive over 40 MPH (and I hear the country roads don't get much faster).
  
• Spam is kept in a locked case in the local grocery store.

• Apparently, it's perfectly fine to ride your motorbike on the sidewalk or to ride it the wrong way up a divided highway or one-way street, but you had better wear your helmet or use your turn signals, or you get pulled over. Fines, by the way, are paid in cash, on the spot.
   
• Speaking of cash, the exchange rate is 20,000 VND to the dollar. Who wants to be a millionaire? A million is what you withdraw from the ATM for a night out with friends.

•  Frog porridge. Original Singapore frog porridge. Since 2006.

These are just a few of the quirky things we've encountered here. In the meantime, the job is off to a good start, I've been enjoying daily pool time, and we've been having a great time eating awesome food that is very inexpensive.

We haven't tried the frog porridge yet. But it could happen. We live two floors up from the restaurant that serves it.

Moving In

We signed the lease on a Saturday morning and got sick that afternoon. Gynn was pretty much up all night with congestion. I did a bit better, but not much, and the Kiddo mostly just slept, which was the best thing he could have done.

So, by 4 AM on Sunday, we were all wide awake, still sniffling and sneezing and miserable, and just waiting for breakfast to open because we all skipped dinner and barely ate any lunch.

We had a whole day to kill, because we couldn't move in until Monday, and aside from a few logistical details like working out the time for the move-in, we really had nothing to do. Since Kiddo was the most rested, he was not about to do well sitting in the hotel room all day, so I went for the simplest approach to killing time that would get him out of the house so Gynn could rest.

We walked to the Saigon Zoo.

Now, this would not have been my first choice for tourist destinations. It does not treat its animals with anything close to Western standards. But "zoo" was something the Kiddo could understand and readily agree to, and it was 25 minutes away walking, and there was enough to see there that the trip would easily use up at least half the day. Also, it opens early in the morning, even on Sundays (Sunday is pretty much business-as-usual here, being that the majority religion is Buddhist).

So off to the zoo.

As expected, I cringed a bit at the less-than-ideal conditions the animals were kept in (not horrific, as I said, way short of US standards). However, the zoo also had plenty of amusement rides, which were pretty reasonably priced, plus lots of plain walking through the botanical gardens portions.

We got lunch at Subway on the way home (easy, and air-conditioned), and ended up skipping dinner again, and once again waking up in the pre-dawn hours to pack for the move.

We had our last hotel breakfast, loaded everything into a cab, and headed out to D7.

After some time spent dealing with setting up cable and wifi, we found ourselves in our new home. First stop was the pool! Did I mention it's on our floor? I've been in it every day since we mvoed in except one, and I made up for that by going in twice today. SO nice! Kiddo loves it too!

Now that we were settled in, we were faced with a new problem: Money.

Let me digress a bit to tell you about the VND, or Vietnamese dong. That's their unit of currency. GZo ahead and giggle. We did. I'll wait.

So, the exchange rate is approximately 20,000 dong to the dollar. There is no bill smaller than 500 dong that I've seen. Everyone just deals in thousands. If you want to buy a Coke and the cashier asks for "Eight", they mean 8000 VND. $50 is about a million dong

Now the apartment requires first, last, and security deposit, just like in the US. The landlord was happy to take US dollars, so we paid him $1200 in cash when we signed the lease, which was slightly less than half of what was owed. The landlord is an elderly gentleman who seems very nice, but has no idea how to deal with electronic fund transfers, and we were essentially out of US dollars in cash.

So the solution was to pay the rest of the upfront costs ($1350 US) in VND. Starting to see the issue here? That amount is over 28 million dong. And the withdrawal limits on the local ATMs were almost all 2 million. Now there is apparently no limit to the number of transactions you can make, but I was being cautious about not wanting to just stand there making withdrawal after withdrawal all at once.

About fourteen trips to the ATM later over the course of the next two days, and we finally paid off the deposit and I felt like the apartment was offically ours.

Here are a few pics of the new place.

The den, AKA the guest room, AKA the war room (so named because I am in the process of hanging maps on all the walls).

The master bedroom:

The pool (!):

Of course for the place to truly be home we needed the whole family here. Melody was delivered later that afternoon by the gentleman who had kindly taken care of here while we were in the hotel. And when I say she was delivered, I mean by motorcycle, of course. That's how just about everything gets delivered in this city.

Melody was a bit frazzled upon arrival, but is settling in nicely. We all are.

Hotel Days

Our hotel in Ho Chi Minh City was the Lan Lan 2. It was under construction, so half of the lobby was functioning as the whole lobby. And in case you are wondering, yes, there is a Lan Lan 1. It's actually just up the street on the opposite side.

We arrived at night; I think it was about 11 when we got to the hotel. We had the beers that gentleman from the school had provided, unpacked minimally, got the wifi running and did some basic checking in online, and went to sleep. 

We woke up around 7 and hit the complimentary breakfast buffet. Now, I this point I was feeling pretty good about the whole jet lag situation. We'd had a decent night's sleep, and we were up at a normal time and eating breakfast.

The main feature at breakfast was pho, which was awesome. 

There were two noodle soups available each morning at a little pho station. The bowls were laid out with the noodles and meat and veggies in them, and you would choose one and the server would add the broth, and optionally, sprouts and herbs. You could then add sauces, limes, and/or sliced chili peppers. The buffet also featured American-style pancakes with syrup, a different form of porridge each day (including "snake-fish porridge! No, I didn't try that one, or any of the porridges actually; the pho was too good), baguettes, fruit, and an assortment of other foods.

But getting back to that jet lag... We went out walking in the late morning and got acquainted with the neighborhood, and then pretty much crashed all afternoon. Jet lag 1, us zero. 

For the next few days, that was the pattern. Breakfast and a flurry of activity in the morning, non-functionality in the afternoon, restless nights, and waking up at 4 AM to wait for breakfast to open, This is the effect of a 12-hour time shift on the biological clock.

That first night, we had dinner at the Ben Thanh Night Market, which was pretty awesome, if a bit touristy. the market vendors move their wares outdoors at night, and there are outdoor restaurants and vendors selling clothing and t-shirts and all manner of other things. We arrived early, and it was fun seeing it all being set up as vendors appeared out alleys and side streets from all directions dragging carts and folding tents.

The next morning we met our real estate agent and went apartment-hunting. We saw some high-rise apartments with awesome views of the Saigon River.

There was another family with us (also teachers at my school), and we all agreed they we were looking for someting in a neighborhood that was better for walking. 

From there we headed into District 7 and split up from the other family at the agency office. This was more the kind of place we had in mind: a neighborhood with shops and restaurants all in easy walking distance. This area was almost too Western for our tastes: There was Burger King, Popeye's, Domino's Pizza, and one especially familiar sight:

But there were also a ton of local eateries and small shops. By this time, the apartments were getting to be something of a blur. Many of them were very similar. There were a couple that stood out (sometimes for the wrong reason; one was very obviously downwind of a sewage treatment facility), but a lot of them seemed alike. 

But we did have one choice we agreed was the best of the lot. It was on a side street, walking distance of all the restaurants, and it had a swimming pool on the floor the apartment was on. Three bedrooms, two baths (and an actual tub in one of them; many apartments only have shower stalls). it was located in a building called My Phuc. Yes, we snickered. 

It also had two balconies (spoiler alert: I'm sitting on one of them typing this). There was an elegant hotel across the street which made for a very nice view from those balconies.

Here is a look at the living/dining area:

We decided to go for it. We signed the lease the next day, which was Saturday, and we could move in on Monday.

This was also about the time that we all came down with really bad head colds. More on that next post.

Getting Here

We left Cape Cod around 4 AM Tuesday morning and loaded three suitcases, six carryons, the Kiddo, and one cat into the van to head up to Logan airport in Boston (btw, we used Cape Destinations for airport limo service this time and on our trip to China for adopting the Kiddo, and they were consummate professionals both times; highest possible recommendation!).

Melody meowed for the entire trip to Logan, and we were worried that she might keep it up for the entire 24 hours or so of travel. Fortunately, as it turns out, airport limo vans bother her more than actual  airports or airplanes do. Once we got into the airport she mellowed out.

We hit a couple of minor snags early on. Air Canada wasn't sure what to make of our visa documents and it took a bit of discussion to convince them that they were okay. We then had an overweight bag (books!) and a scramble to redistribute the weight. We succeeded in that and finally got our boarding passes and headed to the gate. Fortunately, Air Canada has it's own separate set of gates at Logan, so it has its own security checkpoint, which had basically no line.

We arrived at the gate and discovered our flight to Toronto was delayed. See... No plane.

The plane dis eventually show up, and we left three hours behind schedule, which essentially ate our two-hour layover in Toronto, plus the time zone change. 

We arrived in Toronto (and got an awesome view of the city skyline on our approach), just in time to line up for boarding for our second leg: next stop, Tokyo Japan.

That flight was our longest at about 12 hours. The highlight was an amazing view of glaciers somewhere around Anchorage Alaska.

Melody had been in the cabin for the first two legs, but was getting transferred to cargo for the last leg, which was on ANA (Air Nippon). We were met at the gate in Tokyo by a whole group of ANA people who were there to take charge of the cat. They were pretty much the stereotype of Japanese courtesy, and werea generally awesome and patient while we assembled our hard carrier and transferred Melody to it. Melody was a trooper about the whole thing too.

Once Melody was checked, we had a few minutes to check out some of the shops at Tokyo Narita Airport, including this very Japanese establishment:

Last leg was five hours with all of us sitting together for the first time, but with Melody in the hold. We were together in the middle seats, but we were flying at night mostly over the Pacific Ocean, so there wouldn't have been much to see.

We touched down in Ho Chi Minh city, and progressed smoothly through immigration, customs, and baggage (Melody was fine), and were met by one of the administrators from my school, who was awesome (he even presented us with a couple of bottles of beer, figuring we needed a drink after all of that!).

We received the first part of our "settling-in allowance", $150 which amounts to three million Vietnamese dong. Who wants to be a millionaire? All three of us get to!

Melody was taken to the home of a co-worker who kindly agreed to look after her until we were set up in an apartment, and we were finally able to settle into our hotel for our first night in Ho Chi Minh City.

Here is the view out our hotel room window.

We took a moment to admire the view and then went to sleep. It was now after midnight on Thursday. Journey ended. Adventure just beginning.

Our Last Convention For A While

This Sunday (May 18, 2014), Dandelion Studios will be appearing at our last show, at least for the foreseeable future.

As mentioned here before, I’ve taken a teaching job in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, and we’re excitedly looking forward to new adventures on the other side of the planet.

We’re going to be moving all of our Dandelion Studios comics publishing activities online, and we are expecting to be off the convention circuit for at least two years. Of course, anything is possible, so you may see us show up at an anime con somewhere in Asia, or at a show back in the USA if we end up coming home for our summers.
But we are treating this coming weekend as our farewell show. The event is MECAF, the Maine Comics Arts Festival in Portland ME, and it’s consistently been one of our favorite shows.

It features exclusively small press/independent talent, and adult admission is a mere $5. If you are anywhere near Portland this weekend, and you are at all geekily-inclined, this is the best deal for your money, barring none.

Guests of honor are Kazu Kibuishi of Amulet, Vol. 1: The Stonekeeper, Zach Giallongo of Ewoks: Shadow Over Endor, and the creator of one of my favorite recent comic series, Jimmy Gownley of Amelia Rules! Volume 1: The Whole World’s Crazy.

So, come to Portland this Sunday and stop by the Dandelion Studios table to check out all of our comic titles, plus a full selection of plushie giant spiders and (not technically giant) narwhals.

Hope to see you there!

NSTA 2014: The Other Kind of Geeky Convention I Go To

Today was the first day of NSTA's National Conference on Science Education in Boston.

I go to a lot of geeky conventions. Anime conventions, gaming conventions, collectibles shows, comic conventions, science fiction conventions. And when you put about 25,000 science educators in one location, the result is definitely geeky. At something like this, I really get the flavor of my hobbies intersecting with the work of my day job.

And today's convention content turned out to be especially geeky.

My first session was a presentation by Texas Instruments on their zombie apocalypse simulation that teaches everything from brain anatomy ("Brainssssss!") to epidemiology to titrations. The special guest presenters were Harvard scientist (and zombie author!) Steven Schlozman and Big Bang Theory actress (and neuroscientist!) Mayim Bialik. This was a lot of fun, and a great way to kick off the event.

Next up, I had a more job-related seminar on the recent changes to the AP chemistry exam.

Then it was time for the Planetary Society's featured speaker; Bill Nye!

Nye was great. His talk covered his recent debate on creationism, the need for continued space exploration, and the development of defenses against asteroid impacts. He also discussed selfies, and how to do one correctly. Making sure your phone has enough charge and enough memory is a good start, as it turns out.

I'm taking the bus back and forth to the conference, so I'll be heading back tomorrow. I only got minimal time in the exhibit hall today, so I definitely want to see more of that (and pick up more swag!). I also need to get in some workshop time with the Vernier probe equipment that we've started using in my department. 

Back tomorrow! Because, science!

Anime Boston This Weekend!

The next Dandelion Studios convention appearance is coming up this weekend at Anime Boston. We'll be there Friday night and all of Saturday and Sunday. Look for us at Table #43 in Artists Alley!

We'll have comics, minicomics, pendants, and plushie giant spiders and narwhals! Hope to see you all there!