WWE's women's PPV has been unfortunately suffering from an
overcrowded schedule of events, and is not getting the kind of build-up
that an event of such an historic nature deserves. I've also been less
than thrilled with a couple of the announced and rumored matches. So, of
course, that means it's time for fantasy booking!
Here is how I would run the show.
A
couple of notes: I'm assuming that current roster injuries are minor
enough that those superstars will be available for the show. I'm trying
to do that without calling in any extremely unlikely surprises (so no AJ
Lee or Gail Kim or Kharma), and sticking to returning legends that
appeared either at the Royal Rumble or in the Mae Young Classic (so no
Alundra Blayze). I also have not read any Mae Young Classic spoilers, so
my predictions there could be way off. Obviously, there are a lot of
potential finalists still in the field.
Matches are presented in the order they would appear on the show.
WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinals
The Bella Twins vs. Bayley and Sasha Banks
Setup:
Eight teams entered a single-elimination tourney for the newly
established WWE Womens Tag Team Championship. The first-round matches
were held the previous week on Raw and Smackdown. This match comes from
the Raw side of things. The Bellas defeated the Riott Squad to get here,
while Bayley and Sasha managed a hard-fought win of the team of Nia Jax
and Ember Moon.
Result: In spite of the Bellas flaunting
their advantage in "being on the same page" over the
sometimes-frenemies, it's Bayley and Sasha who are able to take Nikki
out of the equation while Sasha taps Brie out to the Banks Statement.
NXT UK Women's Championship Match
Rhea Ripley (champion) vs. Killer Kelly
Setup:
Honestly, I put this together basically because Killer Kelly has
impressed me in the two matches I've seen her in. She's got a great
look/attitude, and this should be a solid bout to put over the
newly-crowned NXT UK champion.
Result: After a hard-fought match, Rhea hits Riptide on Killer Kelly for the win.
WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Tournament Semifinals
The Iiconics vs. Trish Stratus and Lita
Setup:
Obviously, this is one of the places I differ with WWE on use of some
of the talent. As much as Trish vs. Bliss will hopefully be a great
match, I feel like there is more nostalgic fun to be had teaming Trish
and Lita up in a run for the new tag team belts. They were a surprise
entry on the Smackdown side of things and scored a decisive win over the
team of Sonya DeVille and Mandy Rose. Peyton Royce and Billie Kaye
arrived here with a surprise victory over Naomi and Asuka (this is
currently scheduled for Super Showdown; it could still happen there,
just in my booking it would be a tournament match).
Result: Twist of Fate. Chick Kick. Litasault.
Nia Jax vs. Beth Phoenix
Setup:
Given the reception these two had for just a staredown and a brief
exchange at the Royal Rumble, I'm shocked that this match isn't already
booked for Evolution.
Result: Back-and-forth contest that ends with Beth putting Nia over via the Samoan Drop.
NXT Women's Championship Match
Kairi Sane (champion) vs. Shayna Baszler
Setup: The one match where I wouldn't change the setup a bit.
Result:
Similar to their previous matches, Shayna is dominant to start, leading
to a comeback by a fired-up Kairi. Kairi has locked in her Anchor
submission when Jessamyn Duke and Marina Shafir hit the ring and attack
Kairi causing the DQ. Baszler, Duke, and Shafir beat Kairi down
viciously, resulting in her being taken out on a stretcher.
Asuka vs. Meiko Satomura
Setup:
Asuka, having lost in the first round of the tag tournament, demands
competition. Paige, channeling her best William Regal, assures Asuka
that she has searched the world for a suitable opponent for Asuka at
Evolution, revealing "The Final Boss", Meiko Satomura.
Result: In
a potentially show-stealing match, Asuka gets the victory with the
Asukalock, and is propelled back into title contention.
30-Woman Past vs. Present vs. Future Battle Royale
(Winner receives the #30 entry into the 2019 Women's Royal Rumble)
Participants:
Raw: Ruby Riott, Liv Morgan, Sarah Logan, Natalya, Alicia Foxx
Smackdown: Lana, Carmella, Sonya DeVille, Mandy Rose, Naomi
NXT: Lacy Evans, Nikki Cross, Bianca Belair, Candice LeRae, Deonna Purrazo
NXT UK: Dakota Kai, Isla Dawn, Xia Brookside, Jinny, Kavita Devi
Mae Young Classic: Mia Yim, Kacy Catanzaro, Mercedes Martinez, Kaitlyn, Lacy Lane
Legends: Molly Holly, Kelly Kelly, Michelle McCool, Jaquelyn, Layla
Setup:
With the promise of over 50 women participating in this PPV, it was
obvious that we were getting a battle royale., So let's make it mean
something. With no title to put on the line, the #30 Royal Rumble entry
makes for a nice prize. I set this up with five women from each active
WWE division (I put Kavita Devi into the NXT UK division simply because I
haven't seen all of the currently active NXT UK women compete and she
seems like a good fit for NXT UK), plus five retired superstars (four of
whom were in the 2018 Royal Rumble), and five other 2018 Mae Young
Classic participants.
Result: Final four are Riott, Belair, Molly
Holly, and Nikki Cross. Belair and Riott team up to eliminate Holly.
Cross tosses Riott, but gets caught and powered over the top when she
goes for a top-rope splash on Belair. Bianca Belair is your winner and a
serious threat to win the Royal Rumble entering from the #30 spot.
Mae Young Classic Finals
Toni Storm vs. Io Shirai
Setup: This looked like the most likely result I could predict from the brackets so far.
Result:
Shirai misses with her moonsault and Storm hits Storm-Zero for the win
and the trophy, and a future NXT Women's Championship opportunity.
WWE Raw Women's Championship Triple-Threat Match
Ronda Rousey (Champion) vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Ember Moon
Setup:
Adding Ember Moon to the mix freshens up the Rousey/Bliss rivalry.
Bliss has Mickey James in her corner (sorry, Mickey, this was the best
spot I could find for you on the card).
Result: Moon hits the
Eclipse on Rousey, but Bliss breaks up the pin. Bliss throws Moon out of
the ring and goes for Twisted Bliss, but Rousey catches her in the
armbar for the submission victory. Rousey isn't losing her title any
time soon, but this sets up a one-on-one rivalry with Moon that will
serve nicely to continue Ronda's championship run.
WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Tournament Finals
Bayley and Sasha Banks vs. Trish Stratus and Lita
Setup: See previous semifinal matches.
Result:
Lita is going up top for the Litasault when Sasha shakes the ropes,
causing her to stumble enough for Bayley to get up for a top-rope
Bayley-To-Belly for the victory. Much hugging ensues.
WWE Smackdown Womens Championship 30-Minute Ironman Match
Becky Lynch (Champion) vs. Charlotte Flair
Setup:
WWE's philosophy seems to be to go with star power (Nikki Bella and
Ronda Rousey). Mine is to put the best rivalry in the women's division,
not to mention two of the best wrestlers, in the main-event spotlight.
Sticking an ironman match as the eleventh match on the card might be a
problem in terms of time, but if that were the case, you could always
move the two tag tourney semifinal matches to the pre-show (which would
immediately make it one of the best pre-shows in WWE history).
Results:
Each wrestler earns a submission with her move of choice, and the match
remains knotted at 1-1 as it goes into its final minutes with both
wrestlers hitting their opponent with everything they have. In the final
seconds, Charlotte has the upper hand, but when she hesitates moment to
"Whoo!" to the crowd before locking in the Figure-Eight, Becky rolls
her up for the final and deciding fall. Like before, Charlotte offers
her hand in sportsmanship and Becky snubs her to head up the ramp with
her title.
That's when Shayna Baszler, Marina Shafir, and
Jessamyn Duke run in out of the crowd to attack Flair. Bayley and Sasha
Banks run down the ramp to help Charlotte, but with Charlotte already
beaten down the heels still have the upper hand. Becky watches,
conflicted from the ramp, then finally sprints down to join the fight,
turning the tide and helping Charlotte, Bayley and Sasha to clear the
ring.
Ronda Rousey's music hits, and she comes out to stand
alongside her crew as the show ends with the Horsewomen vs. Horsewomen
staredown to set up Survivor Series.
